The Republic of Terrible farming nation 581 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.759 billion Terrible farming nation 581ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The thriving Terrible farming nation 581ian economy, worth 174 trillion terrible monies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,299 terrible monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The ban on cars has been repealed, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible farming nation 581's national animal is the terrible animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terrible farming nation 581 is ranked 38,004^th in the world and 2,365^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 57.06 kickbacks per hour.